Introducing our Hand Grenade Dog Waste Dispenser – not your average poop-scooping gear! – a 1:1 full-scale boom of functionality and fun! Crafted from a rugged polymer blend, injection molded and manufactured in Utah, with authentic details like a real cotter pin and metal ring, this dispenser is built to turn heads! Threaded for durability, it stays intact when you need it most. Complete with FREE bags and a metal carabiner, it effortlessly attaches to your leash or harness, ensuring convenience wherever you go.

Tired of the same old, mundane options at pet stores? So were we! If you're going to lug around something to handle doggy business, why not make it a blast? The reactions we've witnessed are pure comedy gold! Definitely not for the fainthearted – get ready to turn heads and spark conversations wherever you go. Because let's face it, if you've got to deal with poop duty, might as well make it as fun as possible!

Quick Questions, Straight Answers

Will standard waste bag rolls fit this dispenser?
Yes. The dispenser is designed to work with standard dog waste bag rolls — the same rolls you'll find at most pet stores. The included FREE bags are pre-loaded and ready to go.

What roll diameter or core size does it accept?
Standard

How big is the dispenser?
It's a 1:1 full-scale replica of a hand grenade — compact enough to clip on and forget about.

How does it attach to a leash or harness?
It comes with a metal carabiner clip that hooks onto any standard leash D-ring, harness loop, or bag strap. No tools needed — clip it on and you're ready to roll (pun intended).

What's included in the box?
Every order ships with the grenade dispenser, a metal carabiner, and a starter roll of FREE waste bags. No extra accessories or bags are required to get started.

How durable is it really — will the clip or body break?
The body is injection-molded from a rugged polymer blend and features a threaded closure that locks the top in place during normal use. The attachment carabiner is metal. With everyday leash use, it holds up well; like any clip, we recommend checking it periodically and avoiding drops onto hard surfaces from height. If you ever experience a clip issue, contact us — we stand behind it.